So every morning I steal one of my girlfriend's roommate's Clementines (eatin' one right now actually). I don't think she notices, she never eats them. So I figure someone has to enjoy them. They're such a nice little breakfast.
Which gets me thinking what ever happened to breakfast? It seems like no one eats it anymore. Either you're not up in time or you're too busy. And then if you are up in time you always think "ooo I'm awake before 11, I'm going to McDonalds." Which I would argue is equally as good as a Clementine if not better.
I think right now I like McDonald's just as much as when I was 3 years old. Fuck Spurlock, McDonald's is great, go hang out with your Al Qaeda friends (we all know you've got some). And forget the health professionals of the world. I wouldn't be surprised if a little McDonald's prolonged your life by at least 10 years. You don't even have to use US currency there anymore. Last time I was there I got my change in Brunei ringgits.
So thanks Lindsay for your Clemintines and thank YOU McDonald's for tasting so good and probably infusing your food with addictive additives.
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this shit keeps getting better and better
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